Santa's trousers went through the wash with something dark.
Santa slips the tenner under his left cheek. Thats one less on the 'naughty' list.
The kids help themselves to Santa's sack.
Santa eyes a pint.
Santa's pubes are white too!
Issac, just gimme the pressie and I'll go.
Jake is overwhelmed by receiving a Santa from THE Santa
Harry recognises Santa's musty odour